The reference is to “Fenimore Cooper’s Literary Offenses” a takedown Mark Twain, considered by some still one of the most savage literary criticisms ever published, made about Fenimore Cooper’s book “The Pathfinder, or The Inland Sea” where among other offenses (literary and otherwise) a character proves a “good marksmanship” by hitting the exact same bullet hole as a first and then the main character proves to be even better by doing it a second time (a third bullet through “the exact same” bullet hole. (Among other things, multiple bullets through the “same” hole would expand the hole making it easier to hit, not harder. Which also relates to the fallacy of the given tests being additive. Presumably if the shot is lined up to be fair it is easier than the sum of its parts.)
The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.
The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.
"Due to budget cuts the compsci department has moved in with the geology department. The memory safety research group was surprisingly pleased by this."
With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.